How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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