I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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