she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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