It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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