Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my being single is dangerous.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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