i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
