Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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