Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
