god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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