He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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