would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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