i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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