So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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