I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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