If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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