at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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