I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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