It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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