The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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