um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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