do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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