just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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