Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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