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(734): View more from Michigan

yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.

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(419): View more from Ohio

All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone

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(519): View more from Ontario

So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult

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