come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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