After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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