Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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