You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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