I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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