Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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