this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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