Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Mom said you looked used
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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