How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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