Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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