I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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