she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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