the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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