Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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