Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
He uses pillows to masturbate.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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