i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Less talking, more tequila
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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