thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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