Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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