Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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