After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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