Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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