What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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