I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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