So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize