More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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