idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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