I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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