All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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