trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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